envy. malice. attention.

1 minute ago

Fuck.

SPENCER.

Notes: 2 / 7 minutes ago

New Perspective on TV

Spencer unf ungh. I’m seriously sweating and my palms are all I CAN’T EVEN.

Go down on me. Ffffffuuuuuuu. I’m shaking. SPENCER.

Notes: 3 / 59 minutes ago

Awesome.

My niece is putting her kid make up on and she said “cool! I look like that girl from Panic! at the Disco.” I had to ask her which one she was talking about.

She thinks she’s Ryan.

1 hour ago

Let's play a game.

When I don’t get enough sleep, I could just be walking and randomly pass out on the floor and sleep.

I wonder when that will happen today.

Notes: 29 / 1 hour ago from mmmhummus (originally from kisforkeely)

mmmhummus:

zerofriends:

thebansteven:kisforkeely:

Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Debra’s desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man I can’t fucking do it… shit!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra’s desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude’s dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I’m dead (like a boss)

Notes: 8 / 3 hours ago from dismantlemedown (originally from mauria)

Did I even sleep at all?

dismantlemedown:

mauria:

dismantlemedown:

mauria:

dismantlemedown:

mauria:

Probably not.

GOOD MORNING

Hello! I believe Good Morning is a contradiction of words.

Well then. Uh. Make it a good morning then!

Haha, will do! Thanks.

Consider repeating the word “bubbles”. Bubbles is a word that can’t really be said seriously. :3

Haha, I got through it three times and started laughing.

Notes: 8 / 3 hours ago from dismantlemedown (originally from mauria)

Did I even sleep at all?

dismantlemedown:

mauria:

dismantlemedown:

mauria:

Probably not.

GOOD MORNING

Hello! I believe Good Morning is a contradiction of words.

Well then. Uh. Make it a good morning then!